The Simpsons Character Summaries
A local restaurant owner (The Happy Sumo) who is one of the people who plots to kill Homer when he becomes a food critic.
The owner of the Kwik-E-Mart who is married to Manjula and has eight children.
A local booze-hound who hangs out at Moe's bar every day of his life except for the time that he sobered up to take helicopter lessons.
The first child of Homer and Marge Simpson. He's a little brat...enough said.
The Spanish comic who has amused the Simpsons with his antics on channel ocho for years.
Perhaps Lisa's best friend and fellow saxophone player who's life was cut short during a stay in the hospital.
A fish who had the unfortunate circumstance of living in a lake next to the nuclear power plant.
Mr. Burns's childhood teddy bear.
The local TV news anchor on channel six who has inspired us all with his superior news casting.
A cold hearted billionaire and owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
What would you expect...It's Burns's dog.
Mr. Burns's mom who is really really super old. According to Waylon Smithers, she has limited capacities--all she can do is dial (the phone) and yell.
The man that has everything to do with the sea in The Simpsons. He owns restaurants, pilots boats, runs bait shops, etc...
One of Homer's co-workers who usually hangs around with Lenny.
Cletus
(The Slack Jawed Yokel)
The man who is the biggest country bumpkin in history. He has 26 kids, is married to his sister, and picks up road kill to provide food for weddings.
Owns the Androids Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop and is a die-hard Star Wars fan and collector of memorabilia.
One of Nelson Muntz's sidekicks.
The competition to Dr. Hibbert who went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College. Lisa takes Bart to his clinic to try to get his shoulder popped back into place.
One of Springfield's "finest" cops.
Bart's teacher who is going out with Principal Skinner.
The mafia's leader in Springfield.
The "smart guy" in Springfield who seems to know the answer to every question ever asked.
The mascot for Capitol City's baseball team.
Homer's dad who lives at the Springfield Retirement Castle.
The leader of the group of boys that beat the crap out of every "dork" at Springfield Elementary.
Reverend Lovejoy's wife who is the town gossip.
Weapons expert who owns a gun shop in Springfield. Provided Bart with strategy for avoiding the bullying of Nelson Muntz.
A doctor who works at the Springfield Hospital.
The most popular character on the show. If you don't know anything about him, you're screwed.
Cartoon mouse who always ends up killing Scratchy in some way.
Man who was in love with Marge before Marge chose to stay with Homer.
Grandpa's only companion while staying at the Springfield Retirement Castle.
The founder of the town of Springfield.
Another one of Nelson's cronies.
Was Homer's assistant when he was promoted to Junior Executive.
Yet another one of Nelson's cronies.
The loveable "Bozo-like" clown who broadcasts Itchy and Scratchy on his show.
A lush who hangs around at Moe's all the time.
Works with Homer and hangs around with Carl a lot.
A student at Springfield Elementary School who isn't really that important of a character.
A crappy lawyer who can never quite make it in the law business.
The smartest kid at Springfield Elementary and is even smarter than most adults.
A cop who is pretty dumb.
A not-so-great minister who preaches at the local church.
The loveable Simpson baby.
Homer Simpson's wife who likes to paint and work on things around the house.
Not much to say about her except that she is Marge's mom.
A kid that no one really likes in school because he is a book worm and is pretty smart.
Was the wife of Ned Flanders before she was tragically killed by t-shirt cannons.
Star of many films in The Simpsons. This is a character that Matt Groening created to make fun of action heroes like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Shwarzenagger.
Bart's best friend who likes Lisa a lot.
A local bartender who owns Moe's Bar and is one of the ugliest men alive.
A little old man who can't see very well that pops up in the show every once in a while.
Was a family therapist who tried to counsel the Simpsons in an early episode. He is now dead.
The Simpsons' next door neighbor who is a regular churchgoer and calls Rev. Lovejoy whenever he has the slightest problem.
The bus driver who loves heavy metal so much that he gave up his future wife for it.
Sister of Marge and Selma. There is evidence that she is a lesbian, but I'm not really sure.
The mayor of Springfield who is similar to JFK. He usually has multiple relationships going on with women at the same time.
Son of Police Chief Wiggum. He is arguably the dumbest kid in school.
Rod is the son of Ned Flanders and the brother of Todd Flanders.
A local drunk who spends a lot of time at Moe's.
Apu's brother who helps run the Kwik-E-Mart.
Cartoon cat that always gets killed by Itchy in the show Itchy and Scratchy.
Selma
Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McLure
Selma is the sister of Marge and Patty. She has been married multiple times (as you can see).
A bratty twin of her sister Terry.
Used to be Krusty's sidekick until he framed Krusty for robbery. When Bart Simpson got him thrown in jail, he plotted to kill Bart. After his many attempts to kill him, he is still in jail.
Krusty's sidekick and replacement for Sideshow Bob.
The principal of the Sprinfield Elementary School and arch nemesis of Bart.
Mr. Burn's assistant who happens to be a flaming homosexual.
Snake is the main criminal who preys on the city of Sprinfgfield.
A bratty twin of her sister Sherry.
Son of Ned Flanders and brother of Rod Flanders.
A washed up film star who is always reminding you of the films that he starred in.
A kid that no one really likes. Oh yeah, he always pukes when he goes on bus trips.
The dumbest police chief in the business.
Willie is the janitor at Springfield Elementary.
Lionel
Hutz