BARTS BLACKBOARD SAYINGS

7G01 - I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom 
7G02 - I will not waste chalk 
7G03 - I will not skateboard in the halls 
7G04 - I will not burp in class 
7G06 - I will not instigate revolution 
7G07 - I did not see Elvis 
7G08 - None - Christmas Special 
7G09 - I will not draw naked ladies in class 
7G10 - I will not call the teacher "Hot Cakes" 
7G12 - They are laughing at me, not with me 
7G13 - Garlic gum is not funny 
7F01 - I will not Xerox my butt 
7F01 - It's potato, not potatoe 
7F02 - Tar is not a plaything 
7F03 - I will not encourage others to fly 
7F03 - I will not fake my way through life 
7F04 - None - Halloween Special 
7F05 - I will not trade pants with others 
7F06 - I will not drive the principal's car 
7F07 - I will not do that thing with my tongue 
7F08 - I am not a 32 year old woman 
7F09 - I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 
7F10 - I will not sell school property 
7F11 - I will not cut corners 
7F12 - I will not get very far with this attitude 
7F13 - I will not make flatuent noises in class 
7F14 - I will not sell school property 
7F15 - I will not belch the National Anthem 
7F16 - I will not sell land in Florida 
7F17 - I will not grease the monkey bars 
7F18 - I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 
7F20 - I will not do anything bad ever again 
7F21 - I will not show off 
7F22 - I will not sleep through my education 
7F23 - Nobody likes sunburn slappers 
7F24 - I am not a dentist 
8F01 - Spitwads are not free speech 
8F02 - None - Halloween Special 
8F03 - High explosives and school don't mix 
8F03 - I will not bribe Principal Skinner 
8F04 - I will not squeak chalk 
8F05 - I will finish what I start 
8F06 - "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 
8F08 - Underwear should be worn on the inside 
8F09 - The Christmas Pageant does not stink 
8F10 - I will not torment the emotionally frail 
8F11 - I will not carve gods 
8F13 - I will not aim for the head 
8F14 - I will not spank others 
8F15 - I will not barf unless I'm sick 
8F15 - I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 
8F17 - I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 
8F18 - I am not Dr. Death 
8F19 - I will not conduct my own fire drills 
8F20 - Funny noises are not funny 
8F21 - I will not spin the turtle 
8F22 - I will not snap bras 
8F23 - I will not fake seizures 
8F24 - This punishment is not boring and pointless 
9F01 - I will not defame New Orleans 
9F02 - I will not prescribe medication 
9F03 - I will not bury the new kid 
9F04 - None - Halloween Special 
9F05 - I will not teach others to fly 
9F06 - I will not bring sheep to class 
9F07 - A burp is not an answer 
9F08 - Teacher is not a leper 
9F09 - Coffee is not for kids 
9F10 - I will not eat things for money 
9F11 - I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call 
9F12 - The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee 
9F13 - I will not call the principal "spud head" 
9F14 - Goldfish don't bounce 
9F15 - Mud is not one of the 4 food groups 
9F16 - I will not sell miracle cures 
9F17 - No one is interested in my underpants 
9F18 - I will return the seeing-eye dog 
9F19 - I will not charge admission to the bathroom 
9F20 - I do not have diplomatic immunity 
9F21 - I will not win an Emmy 
9F22 - The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 
1F04 - None - Halloween Special 
11F07 - All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 
1F08 - I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 
F09 - I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 
1F10 - I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 
1F11 - My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 
1F14 - I am not deliciously saucy 
1F15 - Organ transplants are best left to professionals 
1F16 - The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan 
1F17 - No one is interested in my underpants 
1F18 - I will not celebrate meaningless milestones 
1F19 - There are plenty of businesses like show business 
1F20 - Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 
1F21 - I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball 
1F22 - Beans are neither fruit nor music 
2F01 - I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. 
2F03 - None - Halloween Special 
2F04 - I will not send lard through the mail 
2F05 - I will not dissect things unless instructed 
2F06 - I will not whittle hall passes out of soap 
2F07 - My homework was not stolen by a one armed man 
2F08 - Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough 
2F09 - Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal 
2F10 - "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice 
2F11 - Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does 
2F12 - Next time it could be me on the scaffolding 
2F13 - I will not hang donuts on my person 
2F14 - I will remember to take my medication 
2F15 - I will not strut around like I own the place 
2F16 - This is not a clue. . .or is it? 
2F17 - "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism 
2F18 - The Good Humour man can only be pushed so far 
2F19 -I do not have the power of attorney over first graders 
2F20 - I will not complain about the solution when I hear it 
2F21 - I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface 
2F22 - The First Amendment does not cover burping 
2F32 - Nerve gas is not a toy 
2F33 - I will not use abbrev. 
3F01 - No one wants to hear from my armpits 
3F02 - I am not a lean mean spitting machine 
3F03 - The boy's room is not a water park 
3F04 - None - Halloween Special 
3F05 - Indian burns are not our cultural heritage 
3F07 - I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist 
3F08 - Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things 
3F10 - I am not certified to remove asbestos 
3F31 - I will only do this once a year 
3G01 - The truth is not out there 
4F08 - I am not licensed to do anything 
3G03 - I will not hide the teachers prozac