BARTS PRANK CALLS TO MOE

Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!

Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.

Is there an Al Coholic here?

Call for Oliver Kloushoff.

I wanna Seymour Butts.

C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.

Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Uh, hey, everbody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?

Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!

Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here?

All right, fine, fine. Maya Butreeks?